design for umudara (from cr3 episode 53) + the happy ending everyone wants for him :’-) ✸✨
[ID: Two digital illustrations of Umudara from Critical Role. he is a giant 9 foot tall bull with an orange body dotted with bright red stars, purplish colouring down his legs, long horns and a star between them. The first image is of him on a pale green background, meeting Caduceus and Clarabelle Clay. they are dressed in combinations of loose green robes, trousers and skirts. Caduceus is holding his staff in one hand, his other hand reaching out to Umudara’s snout as he exhales a cloud that blows both their hair back. He has a tired, relaxed expression. Caduceus is smiling, saying “Hey, guy” to him and Clarabelle is saying “Hallo!” and grinning. The second image is a design of Umudara on a black background, notes from the episode and smaller drawings of him in orange and blue around it. he has a decorative banner draped across his back with blue tassels and embroidery. End ID.]
left: the Nebra sky disc, circa 1600 BCE, showing the Moon, Sun, and stars in gold on copper - the oldest depiction of the cosmos in the world
right: the Webb Space Telescope, July 2022, revealing thousands of baby galaxies forming in the early days of the universe - humankind’s deepest look into the sky
[image ID: two digital drawings of Chetney and Fearne from Critical Role campaign 3. The first drawing is two portraits of chetney from the front and side without his hat on. Instead his hair is balding but spiky, reminiscent of wolf ears. In the left portrait he is scowling and looking to the side, in the right he is smiling. The second drawing is of Chetney sitting in Fearne’s lap, with his wolf tail wagging. He has an excited blushing expression and is saying “awoo!”, and fearne is looking at him and biting her lip. She has flowers in her hair, a unbuttoned white blouse, burgundy stays and a long green skirt, her mossy faun legs showing. Chetney is wearing blue-grey trousers and a beige shirt. End ID.]
the most “fucking, fair enough i guess” response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER
me: hi, i need a rabies shot triage nurse: oh? why’s that? me: i got bitten by a bat triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning? me: removing a bat from my bedroom
im given to understand that it generally takes a lot to leave ER staff speechless, but it sure was a good 5 seconds before she thought of anything to say to that
